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What if… ‘Avatar’ Really is a New Beginning?
Much has been made about James Cameron’s newest cinematic juggernaut Avatar. With the film’s production said to exceed a record-setting $400 million, it has made back roughly 75% of that cost just 5 days after its release (domestic + foreign). The vast majority of that price tag is due to the groundbreaking special effects and 3D presentation (as I’m sure you’ve all heard), which required the kind of technology and personnel that only the likes of a Hollywood studio can provide. Many like to deride Hollywood because of its “gross” financing for projects intended for mass consumption, however on occasion (such as with Avatar) we are reminded that Hollywood is capable of delivering us something truly striking and amazing. Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy is another example that can be referenced from this decade. Big name studios love cashing in on such films, and audiences love paying to see them. When done right (unlike with, say, Waterworld) big budget extravaganzas have the ability, and by all accounts likelihood, to be very notable and even pivotal artifacts within the world of movies. So, then, what could all of this mean? What could the tremendous success of Avatar lead to? Read the rest of this entry »
What if… Megan Fox played Catwoman?
A recent article on RottenTomatoes.com suggested Rachel McAdams might play Black Cat, a burglar/love interest for Peter Parker, in Spiderman 4. The article got me thinking about the original sexy cat burglar of the Batman comic books, Catwoman. The question of who would play the sultry seductress has plagued me for years. Who could beat Eartha Kitt’s sultry purr from the original television series? Who could look sexier than Michelle Pfeiffer in a leather body suit in Batman Returns? And most importantly, who could erase the lingering sting Halle Berry’s portrayal left on Batman fans?
The role isn’t easy to fill. The actress who plays Catwoman needs to have an obvious sexuality that a lecher like Bruce Wayne can barely resist. But she also has to have a hint of class so she will not seem out of place in his high-powered world. Finally, she needs to convincingly straddle the line between good guy and bad guy. Sure she’s ultimately a self-serving burglar who uses her sexuality to stun the guards, but she’s got to be just moral enough for Batman to believe she could be on his side one day.
While McAdams certainly seems capable of delivering the character’s class and questionable morality, she, no offense, just doesn’t have that mildly trashy sex appeal. Sex is really what Catwoman is about. Which brings me to the question posed in the title of this piece: how about Megan Fox? There is no question that she has the sex appeal, as Cliff said in his “What If…” on Fox, she has made her career out of it. It’s the character’s other components that could be the issue.
Fox’s previous roles haven’t given her much room to show off her acting chops, but what better time than in a role where she can rely on her appearance to do most of the work? Most comic book films are not noted for their acting, though director Christopher Nolan’s recent interpretations of Batman have certainly changed that, but Fox’s sexuality should at least make her somewhat capable of embodying the character. The real challenge for her will be playing the normal, Selina Kyle part of the role.
Perhaps Fox’s biggest obstacle would be her age. She is eight years younger than Christian Bale and still looks more like a juicy piece of jailbait than a mature, professional woman. A few years ago, Angelina Jolie might have been a shoe-in for the role, but now that she seems determined to be a serious actress, that’s out of the question. Still, with make-up and the right costuming, Fox could look like a woman in her late twenties. After the crushing disappointment of loosing Rachel Dawes in the last film, Megan Fox as Selina Kyle may be just the hot young thing to bring Bruce out of his depression.
What if… Megan Fox got a decent role?
Considering the popularity of a certain type of actress working in Hollywood, one would think that given this popularity they would be the top talent in town; the mold from which all aspiring actresses should try to shape themselves into. The type of actress to which I am referring is the young and exceptionally beautiful leading lady. However, many argue that some of these women (Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, etc.) get by solely based on their immense attractiveness and not because of their acting talent (or lack thereof). Such a criticism is certainly harsh, but given the high degree of subjectivity inherent in the interpretation of acting performances such a criticism is nevertheless valid. Let us take a moment and examine one particular star actress of this type – Megan Fox. Read the rest of this entry »

